Bill Gaede Quotes

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• Man steps on an ant when he can't catch the fly.
• The mathematicians are the priests of the modern world.
• Define the word exist, and you'll know whether God exists.
• A relativist is an individual who doesn't know the difference between an adjective and an adverb.
• Extinction catches Man by surprise because no one can even imagine that such a catastrophe can happen to an intelligent species.
• A mathematician is a magician who converts adjectives into nouns: continuous into continuum, infinite into infinity, infinitesimal into location, 0D into point, 1D into line,…
• Atheism is the opium of the mathematicians. Atheism is the religion of Mathematics.
• A mathematician is an individual who calls himself a 'physicist' and does 'physics' and physical experiments with abstract concepts.
• A mathematician says that an electromagnetic wave travels from Andromeda to your eye and that it also extends from Andromeda to your eye.
• If you can't illustrate 'it', 'it' doens't belong in Physics as a noun! You can't put an article in front. You can't put a verb…
• A mathematician is an individual who believes that prophesying that his dog will die if he deprives it of food constitutes a prediction.
• For youth, sexual love is whim; for the aged, luxury.
• Science is not about making predictions or performing experiments. Science is about explaining.
• A mathematician believes that describing the speed of Mercury with equations amounts to science.
• It is the definition of the word 'object' which destroys all religions.
• Today, the rich are the haves and the poor are the have-nots. Tomorrow, the rich will be the have-food and the poor will be the…
• Proof' is the hallmark of religion.
• Whereas a novice makes moves until he gets checkmated (proof), a Grand Master realizes 20 moves in advance that it’s futile to continue playing (conceptualizing).
• College is the grinding machine of the Mathematical Establishment, a conveyor belt that takes individuals from one cookie cutter to another so that the product…
• A mathematician makes plans to travel backwards in time through a wormhole to a parallel universe when he can't even make it to Mars with…

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