Hand Jobs Quotes
- Jaguar — For men who'd like hand-jobs from beautiful women they hardly know. — Dudley Moore
- Las Vegas is a society of armed masturbators/gambling is the kicker here/sex is extra/weird trip for high rollers ... house-whores for winners, hand jobs for… — Hunter S. Thompson
- Butters will give hand jobs in the corner for a dollar. Butters: Sure! Im good at all kinds of jobs. — Eric Cartman
- Every once in a while guys, take time out to look in the mirror and say 'Hey you. Thanks for all the hand-jobs.' — Jimmy Kimmel