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115 Haircut quotes by 105 unique authors

Everybody's got something. In the end, what choice does one really have but to understand that truth, to really take it in, and then shop… — David Rakoff
I look deep into her rich brown eyes and she look into mine. Law, she got old-soul eyes, like she done lived a thousand years.… — Kathryn Stockett
We should leave people alone about their weight. Being skinny for a while (provided you actually eat food and don't take pills or smoke to… — Tina Fey
Never ask a barber if you need a haircut. — Warren Buffett
People you knew when you were teenagers, the ones who saw your stupidest haircut and the most embarrassing things you've done in your life, and… — Tana French
No offense, but if you want to be with my niece, you should think about getting a haircut. My mother is very conservative.” “No offense… — Meg Cabot
He was still dazed, and though she hated to admit it, he was actually rather attractive. If a girl happened to like that square-jaw, bright-blue-eyes,… — Marissa Meyer
When you need a haircut, it looks like you have no one to take care of you. — Daniel Handler
I was sitting alone in a grim mood - furious that the press attacked Senator Edwards on the price of a haircut. But it inspired… — Rachel Lambert Mellon
I spent my childhood clad in 1970s hand-me-downs, primarily from male cousins, which mainly consisted of a selection of beige, brown and orange dungarees. That,… — Miranda Hart
Being in a rock band, I feel a certain responsibility to have a weird haircut. I mean, who else gets to do that? — Win Butler
After leaving school, I travelled around Europe for about six months. In Denmark, I thought that was my chance to get an amazing haircut, so… — Becki Newton
I think Princess Diana probably had the most famous haircut, or Farrah Fawcett or Jennifer Aniston. — Dorothy Hamill
The American character looks always as if it had just had a rather bad haircut, which gives it, in our eyes at any rate, a… — Mary McCarthy
Man, I have so many names that everybody calls me something different. Some people call me Drew, some people call me Mayer, some people call… — Mayer Hawthorne
I always said punk was an attitude. It was never about having a Mohican haircut or wearing a ripped T-shirt. It was all about destruction,… — Malcolm Mclaren
That moment when you're getting a haircut:Then your face starts to itch. — Melchor Lim
You've got to accept the fact that life isn't a fairy tale, things aren't always happily ever after. Things like magic wishes, Prince Charmings and… — Ana Chable
Most STUPID questions people usually ask in obvious situation. 1. At movies: hey! What are you doing here? Me: I sell tickets in black here.… — Cuts And Scars
Your hair will look the best when you're sitting in a salon waiting for the haircut. — Jatin Tanwer
Prolific, not shaken or stirred in the presence of those niqquhs, HERBS, they only after yo' bread, them fuqqin BIRDS, you think they like yo'… — Currensy
I got a couple of challenges for you. I challenge you to get a decent haircut. Since you're a piece of crap, I challenge you… — Stone Cold Steve Austin
Your haircut is offensive to lesbians! — Tracy Morgan
I wait till the last minute to shave, I wait till the last minute to put the shirt on 'cause you feel fresh. These are… — The Situation
How do I feel about the jokes about my hair? It doesnt bother me, but I do feel I should be paid more money because… — Matthew Morrison

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