Best Haircut Sayings

115 Haircut quotes by 105 unique authors

A $20 haircut hardly ever lasts longer than a $5 haircut. — Wes Smith
One of the most important things about looking youthful is to have a modern haircut. — Evelyn Lauder
While I was gone, I had quintuple bypass surgery on my heart. Plus, I got a haircut. — David Letterman
I've had every haircut you could possibly imagine: mullet, tail, dreadlocks, afro, crew cut. It's always been an expression of who I am. — Marc Forgione
I have very short hair. It's the only cute haircut I think I've ever had. — Jamie Lee Curtis
When you lose a lover it's like getting a bad haircut. It grows back in time. — Sammy Davis, Jr.
In 'Pacific Rim' I had to have a haircut I wouldn't usually rock. However, the moustache I had in the film - that might have… — Idris Elba
Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. — Sam Ewing
Justin Bieber stole my haircut. And Axl Rose stole my dance! — Davy Jones
In my twenties I would be skeptical of a bad haircut, but once you turn thirty it's more about whether he a nice person and… — Rashida Jones
You're only as good as your last haircut. — Fran Lebowitz
To this day, my haircut is the number two clippers, which I apply to myself every month. — Henry Rollins
I've tried to have a regular haircut, but it just pops back up again, so this is the way it's going to be. — Rod Stewart
I did study the art of being a barber because I wanted to figure out what my routine would be. Do you start in the… — Sean Patrick Thomas
The great challenge working on this show for me is wearing polyester all day long and having the worst haircut known to man at the… — Rainn Wilson
He wandered into the Newsroom and asked for a job the same way he’d walk into a barbershop and ask for a haircut, and with… — Hunter S. Thompson
I don't advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hairs are your aerials. They pick up signals from the… — Bruce Robinson
The worse the haircut, the better the man. — John Green
Wow I can't belive I won, This is awesome, Don't trip and fall, I'm gonna get to thank the fans, This is so cool, Oh… — Taylor Swift
what would you call this haircut?" arthur. — George Harrison
You will be getting a haircut, won't you?" Halt ran his hand through his hair. It was getting a little long, he thought. I'll give… — John Flanagan
...So in his own way Guy Clinch confronted the central question of his time, a question you saw being asked and answered everywhere you looked,… — Martin Amis
Cam held her closer. "Marry me, Amelia. You're what I want. You're my fate." One hand slid to the back of her head, gripping the… — Lisa Kleypas
Suddenly reminded, she clapped a hand over her mouth. "Oh- Simon!" "No, I'm Jace," he said patiently. "Simon is the weaselly little one with the… — Cassandra Clare
Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. ~Garrison Keillor — Garrison Keillor

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