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Which way did they go, Peeves?" Filch was saying. "Quick, tell me." "Say 'please.'" "Don't mess with me, Peeves, now where did they go?" "Shan't… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
Igor?' said Moist. 'You have an Igor?' Oh, yes,' said Hubert. 'That's how I get this wonderful light. They know the secret of storing lightning… — Terry Pratchett
Jace slammed his hand down on the stele. “Clary-“ “She said she doesn’t want it,” said Simon. “Ha-ha.” “Ha-ha?” Jace looked incredulous. “That’s your comeback? — Cassandra Clare
In person, if possible, Anubis was even more drop-dead gorgeous. [Oh . . . ha, ha. I didn't catch the pun, but thank you, Carter.… — Rick Riordan
Half of them kept repeating my name, trying to get it right, while the other half laughed. But they were harmless. Fun drunks make a… — Jay Asher
Don't untie me," she said, "no matter what happens or how much I plead. I'll want to go straight over the edge and drown myself."… — Rick Riordan
Hup hup ha ha hammy hee hee! — Daniel Handler
Where do you go when you die? Ha ha. Go on, go on and tell her, Billy." Billy smiles. "You become a little voice in… — Joe Meno
In all the universe, your mother is the only thing that truly scares me, especially where you’re concerned. I don’t ever want to be on… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
I dropped my voice and stared into her eyes. I could tell she was trying hard not to look away. I was so furious I… — James Patterson
You slept with Curran and you didn’t tell me? I’m your best friend.” “It didn’t come up.” “How disappointing for you.” Ha-ha. “That’s not what… — Ilona Andrews
What are you? "A man with a rope?" "Ha-ha. — Karen Marie Moning
I am a Smedry, and we do ridiculous, unexpected, eccentric things like this all the time! Ha-ha! — Brandon Sanderson
Listen up,” I said urgently. “It’s time to round up your gear. I’m gonna check in with Patrick, and then we’re getting the flock out… — James Patterson
Misa: Hey, Light. Wanna come sleep with me tonight? Light: Wh-what are you talking about…? Misa: Ha ha ha! Just kidding! You're saving me for… — Tsugumi Ohba
Poseidon grinned. "You're doing well with those new cabins, by the way. I suppose this means I can claim all those other sons and daughters… — Rick Riordan
Not funny ha ha, funny weird — Dean Koontz
Now Bella, you know Jacob adores you. He naturally wants to protect you. He literally worships the ground you walk on." "Ha ha," Bella said… — Jacquelyn Frank
Got your text,” he said when I climbed out. “How much did it hurt?” “Not at all,” I said. “Apparently, I can’t get a tattoo… — Kelley Armstrong
He laughed. A strained, ha, ha, ha, I may die of this laugh. — Tessa Dare
Your lifeline...oh, the burning stick. Right." Leo resisted the urge to set his hand ablaze and yell: BWAH HA HA! — Rick Riordan
The first album I bought was the Spice Girls, ha ha. — Rita Ora
I noticed a lot of guitar players neglected the rhythm part of rhythm guitar and decided I would try to focus in that. As my… — Hal Sparks
There is a close relationship between the ha-ha of humor and the aha! of discovery. — Roger Von Oech
An old jeep, so nobody will say I'm driving a BMW anymore. I couldn't stand that BMW, ha ha ha! BMW make pure trouble! — Bob Marley

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