Ha Ha Quotes
97 quotes by 79 authors
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The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it... try to fake three laughs in an hour - ha ha ha ha…
— Lenny Bruce
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Yeah, I do all the stuff I can. Let’s be frank, if you are in an action film, you are not in it for the…
— Mads Mikkelsen
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I will never do nudity. I don't care how dark and intellectual the role could be, you know...I don't care if I frickin' could get…
— Jessica Simpson
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The hardest part about being in radiohead is being inside a giant head that is a radio. Ha ha, little english humour there, or is…
— Thom Yorke
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Fried Oreos. What were we talking about before? That's pregnancy-brain for ya! Ha ha ha ha!
— Jessica Simpson
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You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly! Ha, ha!
— Eddie Murphy
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MARG: You are so close.STEN: To whom? Margravine, not even to himself. This place, this island: all his life he's done nothing but hop from…
— Thomas Pynchon
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An astonishing number of kisses are flying about! I see a whole crowd of them. Ha! Ha! I have just caught three - They are…
— Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
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I think everyone should be with who they love. I don't want to be controversial or stir up a bunch of trouble but people are…
— Dolly Parton
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I love cats. I have a lot of cat tales, ha ha, so to speak. A lot of my cats come to me. They show…
— Gina Gershon
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Someone said I wasn't attractive enough. People say those things, but they make you stronger. Then you can win an Emmy and think, ha, ha,…
— Allison Janney
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Come live, and be merry, and join with me, To sing the sweet chorus of 'Ha ha he!
— William Blake
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When [men] see a pretty woman, and feel the delicious madness of love coming over them, they always stop to calculate her temper, her money,…
— William Makepeace Thackeray
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The same sensations that you get in heavy metal are in horror movies. Heavy metal sounds evil and horror movies are evil, ha ha!
— Kirk Hammett
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I don't have to come up with a ha-ha belly laugh every day, but drawings with warmth and love or ones that put a lump…
— Bil Keane
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Lots of narcissistic people have helped lots of other people with their music. That's such a narcissistic thing to say! Ha ha!
— Marina and the Diamonds
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I didn't think he was a robot...but I did wonder if his emotions had been designed out of him. Of course, with a guy, how…
— James Patterson
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O! Tril-lil-lil-lolly the valley is jolly, ha! ha! -Elves of Rivendell
— J.R.R. Tolkien
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Harry, we saw Uranus up close!†said Ron, still giggling feebly. “Get it, Harry? We saw Uranus — ha ha ha —
— Joanne Kathleen Rowling
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Two weevils crept from the crumbs. 'You see those weevils, Stephen?' said Jack solemnly. I do.' Which would you choose?' There is not a scrap…
— Patrick O'Brian
Who Wrote These Ha Ha Quotes
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