Ha Ha Quotes

97 quotes by 79 authors

The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it... try to fake three laughs in an hour - ha ha ha ha… — Lenny Bruce
Yeah, I do all the stuff I can. Letâ€™s be frank, if you are in an action film, you are not in it for the… — Mads Mikkelsen
I will never do nudity. I don't care how dark and intellectual the role could be, you know...I don't care if I frickin' could get… — Jessica Simpson
The hardest part about being in radiohead is being inside a giant head that is a radio. Ha ha, little english humour there, or is… — Thom Yorke
Fried Oreos. What were we talking about before? That's pregnancy-brain for ya! Ha ha ha ha! — Jessica Simpson
You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly! Ha, ha! — Eddie Murphy
MARG: You are so close.STEN: To whom? Margravine, not even to himself. This place, this island: all his life he's done nothing but hop from… — Thomas Pynchon
An astonishing number of kisses are flying about! I see a whole crowd of them. Ha! Ha! I have just caught three - They are… — Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
I think everyone should be with who they love. I don't want to be controversial or stir up a bunch of trouble but people are… — Dolly Parton
I love cats. I have a lot of cat tales, ha ha, so to speak. A lot of my cats come to me. They show… — Gina Gershon
Someone said I wasn't attractive enough. People say those things, but they make you stronger. Then you can win an Emmy and think, ha, ha,… — Allison Janney
Come live, and be merry, and join with me, To sing the sweet chorus of 'Ha ha he! — William Blake
When [men] see a pretty woman, and feel the delicious madness of love coming over them, they always stop to calculate her temper, her money,… — William Makepeace Thackeray
The same sensations that you get in heavy metal are in horror movies. Heavy metal sounds evil and horror movies are evil, ha ha! — Kirk Hammett
I don't have to come up with a ha-ha belly laugh every day, but drawings with warmth and love or ones that put a lump… — Bil Keane
Lots of narcissistic people have helped lots of other people with their music. That's such a narcissistic thing to say! Ha ha! — Marina and the Diamonds
I didn't think he was a robot...but I did wonder if his emotions had been designed out of him. Of course, with a guy, how… — James Patterson
O! Tril-lil-lil-lolly the valley is jolly, ha! ha! -Elves of Rivendell — J.R.R. Tolkien
Harry, we saw Uranus up close!â€ said Ron, still giggling feebly. â€œGet it, Harry? We saw Uranus â€” ha ha ha â€” — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
Two weevils crept from the crumbs. 'You see those weevils, Stephen?' said Jack solemnly. I do.' Which would you choose?' There is not a scrap… — Patrick O'Brian

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