Guy Says Quotes

25 Guy Says quotes by 20 unique authors

The best motivating is self-motivating. The guy says, "I wish someone would come by and turn me on. "What if they don't show up? You've… — Jim Rohn
When the guy says go, you start to suffer - or you might as well not be out there. It's a small piece of your… — Unknown Author
This guy says, "I'm perfect for you, 'cause I'm a cross between a macho man and a sensitive man." I said, "Oh, a gay trucker?" — Judy Tenuta
Guy goes into a bar with a duck under his arm. Bartender says, "Where'd you get the pig?" Guy says, "This is a duck." Bartender… — Rodney Dangerfield
You know the actor John Garfield? In one movie he walked up to this train station, the ticket booth, and the guy says, 'Yes, where… — Wayne Shorter
Everything that a guy says once, you have to say five times. — Bjork
Human beings are like detectives. They love a mystery. They love going where the mystery pulls them. What we don't like is a mystery that's… — David
When a guy says, "Don't make a fuss over my birthday," he means "Don't make a fuss over my birthday". When we say "Don't make… — Joy Browne
This guy goes to a psychiatrist and says, Doc, my brother’s crazy. He thinks he’s a chicken. The doctor says, Well, why don’t you turn… — Woody Allen
This is the part in the movie where that guy says, "Zombies? What zombies?" just before they eat his brains. I don't want to be… — Holly Black
It only takes one mistake,' the Dan Banyan guy says, 'and nothing else you ever do will matter.' With his empty hand, he takes one… — Chuck Palahniuk
Tobin," Mom said disapprovingly. She wasn't a particularly funny person. It suited her professionally - I mean, you don't want your cancer surgeon to walk… — John Green
When a guy says,'I'll call you,' and he doesn't say when-that means he won't call you." Kit pulled his phone out of his pocket and… — Sarah Rees Brennan
The guy says, "When you work where I work, by the time you get home, it's late. You've got to have a bite to eat,… — Jim Rohn
The best motivation is self-motivation. The guy says, I wish someone would come by and turn me on. What if they don't show up? You've… — Jim Rohn
So many girls fall in love with the wrong guy, simply because the wrong guy says all the right things. — Broken Soul
I hate when a guy says if you love me...... It really makes me mad — Cassandra Crosby
People came up: 'I thought you were 6 ft tall.' I'm average height - 5 ft 8 ins, skinny blonde. One guy says to me… — Julia Roberts
The most sweetest word a guy says infront of a girl in the presence of his friends is THAT MA GIRL. — Unknown Author
You need to stop with your mouth moving she says guy says why? cause everytime that thing moves its more and more lies. — Kevin978
When a Guy says He really likes you but he dosent he just want you to give him neck. — Meh
Don't Take It Seriously * When the TELEPHONE GUY says, Would you like it On the table or against the wall? — Nikhil Saluja
When Im fed up and Im not getting what I need, Ill say, 'Whats the deal? What do you want from this?' Im not someone… — Whitney Port
If a guy says he's not in mood to talk with a girl. He probably have masturbated few seconds ago. — Nikhil Saluja
When a GUY is quiet, Millions of things are running in his mind When a GUY is not arguing, He is thinking deeply When a… — KM II

Who Wrote These Guy Says Quotes

20 authors contributed a total of 25 Guy Says Quotes as follows: