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• What to wear? I could think of no guidelines on what we were wearing this season to a party forced on you…
• Mutilated corpses with a chance of afternoon showers. I got dressed and went to work.
• Stop the nurse like the monkey.
• Getting yelled at by a furious woman should be a semi-formal occasion.
• And then more quiet, silence so deep it almost drowned out the roar of the night music that pounded away in my…
• Because I am an inhuman monster, I tend to be logical,...
• Life's only obligation, afterall, was to be interesting.
• Nothing in life is fair. Fair is a dirty word and I'll thank you not to use that language around me.
• Feeling - what authentic human fun!
• I stood up. It was all too much. I could not even meet my own expectations, and to be asked to deal…
• In my life long study of human beings, I have found that no matter how hard they try, they have found no…
• Rectory always sounded to me like a place you would find a proctologist.

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