Jeff Lindsay Quotes

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• What to wear? I could think of no guidelines on what we were wearing this season to a party forced on you to celebrate an…
• Mutilated corpses with a chance of afternoon showers. I got dressed and went to work.
• Stop the nurse like the monkey.
• Getting yelled at by a furious woman should be a semi-formal occasion.
• And then more quiet, silence so deep it almost drowned out the roar of the night music that pounded away in my secret self.
• Because I am an inhuman monster, I tend to be logical,...
• Life's only obligation, afterall, was to be interesting.
• Nothing in life is fair. Fair is a dirty word and I'll thank you not to use that language around me.
• Feeling - what authentic human fun!
• I stood up. It was all too much. I could not even meet my own expectations, and to be asked to deal with all theirs…
• In my life long study of human beings, I have found that no matter how hard they try, they have found no way yet to…
• Rectory always sounded to me like a place you would find a proctologist.
• After a long moment I closed the freezer door. I wanted to lie down and press my cheek against the cool linoleum. Instead I reached…
• But as I have noticed on more than one occaision, life itself is unfair, and there is no complaint department, so we might as well…
• I'm a very neat monster." ~Dexter Morgan
• Weren't we all crazy in our sleep? What was sleep, after all, but the process by which we dumped our insanity into a dark subconscious…
• Another dream. Another long-distance call on my phantom party line. No wonder i had steadfastly refused to have dreams for most of my life. So…
• And here I always thought morality was useless
• It was always hard work to push through a crowed of reporters with the scent of blood in their nostrils. You might not think so,…
• I rose to my knees, mouth dry and heart pounding, and paused to finger a rip in my beautiful Dacron bowling shirt. I pushed my…

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