Guy Onstage Quotes by J. B. Smoove

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J. B. Smoove has 23 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

• You got to start by doing little things if your quest is to take over the world.
• I was the hallway clown in high school.
• I loved Peter Sellers. I thought he was the perfect mix of physical comedy with out-of-the-box humor. I loved his tone; I…
• Women put guys through tests all the time.
• I just always found it easier to be the same guy onstage as you are offstage.
• True Yankees fans know an up-and-coming player when they see one.
• I have my website, The Ruckus, which is an Internet site, similar to the Funny or Die format, where people post funny…
• I love to pitch things that I believe in and products that I love to use.
• I wish black people had a flag they could put into the ground, like when the troops stormed Iwo Jima.
• My life is gardening, cleaning around the house and power washing.
• A lot of comedians are selfish.
• I have to satisfy my audience.

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