All J. B. Smoove Quotes
- You got to start by doing little things if your quest is to take over the world. Little
- I was the hallway clown in high school. Clown
- I loved Peter Sellers. I thought he was the perfect mix of physical comedy with out-of-the-box humor. I loved his tone; I loved his physicality;… Actor
- Women put guys through tests all the time. All
- I just always found it easier to be the same guy onstage as you are offstage. Always Found
- True Yankees fans know an up-and-coming player when they see one. Coming
- I have my website, The Ruckus, which is an Internet site, similar to the Funny or Die format, where people post funny videos. I get… Blog
- I love to pitch things that I believe in and products that I love to use. Believe
- I wish black people had a flag they could put into the ground, like when the troops stormed Iwo Jima. Black
- My life is gardening, cleaning around the house and power washing. Cleaning
- A lot of comedians are selfish. Comedians
- I have to satisfy my audience. Audience
- Some of the best dramatic actors have started in comedy. Actor
- Kids love me. I can bounce back and forth. I can discipline kids, and I can get into the mind of a kid. In my… Bounce
- I steal scenes, I steal opportunities. I am the ultimate thief. I got sticky fingers, man. They all call me The Thief. All
- I drive a big Dodge truck. I drive American cars. American
- When I started stand-up, the first thing I did was to take an improv class. Class
- Before I got into stand-up, I used to be a hip-hop dancer in a crew, and my name was J. Smoove, and my partner was… Crew
- I try to dress smooth, I try to keep my face shaved, I try to keep my head cut. I try to do all the… All
- For me, standup will always be some part of my life, and other things will move around and find their place. Find