Guest Quotes

350 Guest quotes by 299 unique authors

I like to go to anybody else's birthday, and if I'm invited I'm a good guest. But I never celebrate my birthdays. I really don't… — Mikhail Baryshnikov
The main prank that we play with props is for people's birthdays. The special effects people will put a little explosive in the cake so… — Catherine Bell
What is there more kindly than the feeling between host and guest? — Aeschylus
Do you know what you call those who use towels and never wash them, eat meals and never do the dishes, sit in rooms they… — Erma Bombeck
Regular panelists on shows can be terrifying. They own that space, and many guest comics suspect they are favoured in the edit, while their own… — Jo Brand
I always did TV commercials and made great money to put myself through school. That became guest starring roles on TV shows. — Malin Akerman
The first day one is a guest, the second a burden, and the third a pest. — Jean de la Bruyere
I'm glad I was born when I was. My time was the golden age of variety. If I were starting out again now, maybe things… — Carol Burnett
Not to sound too much like Christopher Guest in 'Waiting for Guffman,' but on Thanksgiving you're putting on a show! — Ted Allen
How can we vote for a bill [S.744] that our own CBO says will reduce average wages in America for 12 years, increase unemployment for… — Jeff Sessions
We need to be protecting American citizens who are here, out of work, and hurting today-minorities, Blacks and Whites and all colors and races that… — Jeff Sessions
O, once in each man's life, at least, Good luck knocks at his door; And wit to seize the flitting guest Need never hunger more.… — John L. Bates
A guest worker program should help farmers who are willing to pay a fair wage for law-abiding, dependable workers - not punish them ... And… — Bob Goodlatte
CBS really wants me on TV. That's their aim. My aim is to have an all-gay sitcom someday, with heterosexuals as token guest stars. Let… — Harvey Fierstein
Loving yourself...does not mean being self-absorbed or narcissistic, or disregarding others. Rather it means welcoming yourself as the most honored guest in your own heart,… — Margot Anand
We rarely find anyone who can say he has lived a happy life, and who, content with his life, can retire from the world like… — Horace
When love isn't in our lives, it's on the way. If you know that a special guest is coming at five o'clock, do you spend… — Marianne Williamson
The guest of our soul knows our misery; He comes to find an empty tent within us - that is all He asks. — Therese of Lisieux
To love God means to surrender, to trust, to be ready to die into Him, because dying in God is the beginning of a new… — Rajneesh
I repeat again: the male mind is egoistic. You have to learn the way of the feminine, you have to become egoless, you have to… — Rajneesh
Gratitude is a two fold love - love coming to visit us, and love running out to greet a welcome guest. — Henry Van Dyke
I think the dying pray at the last not "please," but "thank you," as a guest thanks his host at the door. — Annie Dillard
Our concept of a family holiday was going to a guest house in the Lake district or Wales where walking was part of the holiday. — Roger Bannister
The earth doesn't belong to anyone. It is the land upon which all of us are to live for many years, ploughing, reaping and destroying.… — Jiddu Krishnamurti
Remember the basic rule. Make friends with your caddie and the game will make friends with you. How true this is. It is easy to… — Stephen Potter

Who Wrote These Guest Quotes

299 authors contributed a total of 350 Guest Quotes, led by these top contributors: