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• I learned to fall down early in life - I was like six - because I realized it was a way to…
• I play a guy who is 40. And I am a very good actor, because I'm 41.
• I'm very, very jealous of guys who just go and decide to party and then can work the next day.
• When people try to take [smoking] away from me I say, 'hey, I stopped everything else.' But, I have to battle that…
• I would like you all to give me a round of applause as I have not crashed my car in over 15…
• The funniest thing is when somebody says "Look I've no idea who you are but my friend said you are on a…
• My favorite six words in recovery are: trust God, clean house, and help others.
• Vicodin, I got addicted to that little pill. The reason I dont talk about it too much in the press is because…
• There's nothing better than a world where everybody's just trying to make each other laugh.
• So I'm reading a book on my new iPad, but can't the iPad read it for me? Do I have to do…
• I've just found out there are pages on the internet dedicated to whether I'm gay or not.
• I can tell if someone is talking to me because I'm on 'Friends' or cause they just think I'm neat. You know…

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