Granny Quotes

67 quotes by 45 authors

Do you know how wizards like to be buried?" "Yes!" "Well, how?" Granny Weatherwax paused at the bottom of the stairs. "Reluctantly. — Terry Pratchett
You can con God and get away with it, Granny said, if you do so with charm and wit. If you live your life with… — Dean Koontz
Granny Weatherwaz was a witch. That was quite acceptable in the Ramtops, and no one had a bad word to say about witches. At least,… — Terry Pratchett
My name is unpronounceable in your tongue, woman,â€ it said. â€œIâ€™ll be the judge of that,â€ warned Granny, and added, â€œDonâ€™t call me woman.â€ â€œVery… — Terry Pratchett
Peabody, you never cease to amaze me." "One day I'll tell you about my granny and her five lovers." "Five lovers isn't abnormal for a… — Nora Roberts
Man, my girl is one tough chick when she wants to be. I wonder if it has something to do with those big, comfy granny… — Simone Elkeles
Granny Weatherwax was not a good loser. From her point of view, losing was something that happened to other people. — Terry Pratchett
I was born in Japan, so for me, Uniqlo is a family brand. My granny used to wear Uniqlo. And my Italian dad wore Uniqlo.… — Nicola Formichetti
I grew up listening in awe to stories of their wartime adventures. My granny, Joan, was a journalist and wrote amazing letters to my grandpa… — Laura Carmichael
My life came down to being a granny and watching a lot of television. — Joni Mitchell
I may never know what type of effect I have on my sons, just like Granny never knew the effect she had on me. So… — Josh Turner
Feel so confident that you make granny panties sexy. — Karishma Brahmbhatt
Granny Sheeran told me when I'm looking for a partner to fall in love with their eyes cause eyes are the only things that don't… — Ed Sheeran
That don't even matter though trying to pay the light bill, light bill, phone bill plus my granny nerve bills, feel like I should be… — Young Jeezy
My old man in the past, stuck me up without a mask. Then his cold dashed with my cash fast. Fifty G's is what the… — Big L
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No disrespect to those of you that aren't concerned with anyone's living situations, but it was BOUGHT to my attention that certain people have a… — Reasonable Doubt Lane
Im beautiful? I get it from my granny.. — Mayra Galvan
I figure that someday, I'll be able to tell my grandchildren, 'Granny used to be a hottie!"' — Jessica Biel
Granny, I've got to go. Send my love to the corgis and Grandpa. I've got to go...God Save you, yeah, that's great. — Prince Harry

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