Gorilla Quotes

56 Gorilla quotes by 49 unique authors

I think a lot guys get laid pretending to be Shaggy 2 Dope because without his paint he's a lot more unrecognizable. He's not a… — Joseph Bruce
Shave a gorilla and it would be almost impossible, at twenty paces, to distinguish him from a heavyweight champion of the world. Skin a chimpanzee,… — H. L. Mencken
I feel more comfortable with gorillas than people. I can anticipate what a gorilla's going to do, and they're purely motivated. — Dian Fossey
I was doing comedy in laundry mats in 1992, literally where I would bring a little gorilla amp and a lapel mike and just start… — Dane Cook
What is missing from today's dialogue is the effect autism is having on families, our society and what the unknown factors are. The 300lb. gorilla… — Jenny McCarthy
I came face-to-face with a gorilla which was quite good, but it was a 10-hour trek in bad weather, up hills, covered in mud, with… — Karl Pilkington
To be clear, climate change is a true 800 pound gorilla in the room. The effects of global warming threaten global environmental upheaval over the… — Debbie Wasserman Schultz
Hair on a man's chest is thought to denote strength. The gorilla is the most powerful of bipeds and has hair on every place on… — Anton Szandor LaVey
I had never planned to become a savanna baboon when I grew up; instead, I had always assumed I would become a mountain gorilla. — Robert M. Sapolsky
I meditate, and when I do, Prince Harry appears in my subconscious and meditates with me. It's a little strange but I don't think there's… — Kristin Cashore
At some future period, not very distant as measured by centuries, the civilised races of man will almost certainly exterminate and replace throughout the world… — Charles Darwin
That's right. Uh-huh. Uh-huh," Nick said arrogantly. "You might know karate, boy, but I know gorilla, and I'm a level 40 champion in it. Let's… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
I had the humble beginnings. I was doing comedy in laundry mats in 1992, literally where I would bring a little gorilla amp and a… — Dane Cook
I mean Gorilla was really our first sort of goes at songwriting. — Neil Innes
The more you learn about the dignity of the gorilla, the more you want to avoid people. — Dian Fossey
Dear shaving commercials, stop shaving hairless legs. If you want impress us, please shave a gorilla. — Ashley
I bet gorilla pussy is fucking bananas. — Green Monk
We're in Manila. Come on, gorilla; this is a thriller. — Joe Frazier
When they get a 50-inch waist and a gorilla butt, it's ugly looking - and I think bodybuilding has become ugly looking. — Joe Gold
It's a little like wrestling a gorilla. You don't quit when you're tired - you quit when the gorilla is tired. — Robert Strauss
You call yourself a gorilla, yet you come out here and hee-haw like a jack ass! (Stone Cold referring to Gorilla Monsoon) — Stone Cold Steve Austin
I'm a crack-pipe smoking black gorilla with about as much poetic ability as a pre-teen. — Mobb Deep
I'm King Kong, silverback Congo. Call me Gorilla but my real name 'Lonzo. — Gorilla Zoe
The block is the zoo and the world gon' feel us, These niggas can hate but these bitches gon' feel us, I'm king of the… — Gorilla Zoe
I'm undefeated that's the stone truth cause battlin' me is like fightin' a gorilla in a phone booth. — Big L

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