Goofy Quotes

137 Goofy quotes by 119 unique authors

So I live in Los Angeles, and it's kind of a goofy place. They have an airport named after John Wayne. That ought to explain… — George Carlin
President Obama was in Disney World today where he unveiled his new plan to create jobs. He was joined by Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse… — Jay Leno
What am I supposed to do if I go bald? Get a wig? Fat, goofy, gay, wig. I might as well get a piano and… — Alan Carr
I'm just a geeky, goofy person. — Austin Peck
I be goofy, kinda funny. Acting stupid but they love me. — Mac Miller
There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies. — George Carlin
I always feel like a goofy little kid. — Julia Stiles
A nation with a goofy foreign policy needs a very serious policy of defense. — P.J. O'Rourke
I was just a goofy little funny kid, who was always getting sent to the principal. It wasn't serious because I was smart. I wasn't… — J. Cole
I'm kind of like the goofy number-seven guy in a lot of movies. — Scott Caan
We want a president who is as much like an American tourist as possible. Someone with the same goofy grin, the same innocent intentions, the… — Florence King
I'm pretty goofy, I'll do anything for a laugh. — Cody Linley
At the end of the day, even if my part is a bit goofy, the key thing is that I'm doing what I love to… — Eugene Levy
I've been 6'4'' since I was 12. Goofy is somewhere in the lexicon. — Jason Segel
I've known I wanted to do this ever since I was a little kid and I used to get in trouble at church for goofing… — Lamorne Morris
I was a dork. I'm still kind of goofy and clumsy and not always the most graceful person. — Katrina Bowden
Jason Lee made me laugh all the time because he's so big, and I love how goofy bodies can be. — Selma Blair
When I was in college, I was in the theater department, which for anyone who has been involved in any kind of theater program, you… — Darren Criss
Just for fun, I'm really goofy and I would love to do some stupid comedy. I'm talking, like, crazy, out there, Will Ferrell type of… — Jaimie Alexander
I hope America sees I am a goofy guy andI'm kind a crazy, I hope they see that I am a musician aswell, that I… — Casey Abrams
At this point, I feel like I can allow myself to be goofy and take more risks, and even if I do fall on my… — Dave Franco
I always thought I was sort of awkward and goofy-looking. I'm still kind of gangly. — Troy Garity
If you look at the British royal family and take away the scandals and the goofy stuff that's going on, people love to have this… — Kevin J. Anderson
You know, I've just always been sort of goofy and kind of gone with it. I actually usually work more in drama, but I have… — Zachary Knighton
I still run into people in the business who skip over any other credits I have and say, 'I loved 'Hey, Dude!'' This was back… — Graham Yost

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