Goofy Quotes

137 Goofy quotes by 119 unique authors

Do goofy stories make people nice? What if, in their goofiness, these stories somehow inspire that in the right way. Is that a social good? — Matt Stone
I mean, I understand that Scrubs was my big break, but sooner or later you have to move on. I've already directed a movie, which… — Zach Braff
I just was apologizing for maybe being a little goofy. — Guy Clark
There have been times I almost got a persecution complex. I felt like people wouldn't let me grow up. They always saw me as a… — Ricky Schroder
Then my first film was something called Cannibal Girls, which sounds like a horror movie but was actually kind of a goofy comedy with horror… — Ivan Reitman
So I live in Los Angeles, and it's kind of a goofy place. They have an airport named after John Wayne. That ought to explain… — George Carlin
President Obama was in Disney World today where he unveiled his new plan to create jobs. He was joined by Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse… — Jay Leno
What am I supposed to do if I go bald? Get a wig? Fat, goofy, gay, wig. I might as well get a piano and… — Alan Carr
I'm just a geeky, goofy person. — Austin Peck
I be goofy, kinda funny. Acting stupid but they love me. — Mac Miller
There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies. — George Carlin
I always feel like a goofy little kid. — Julia Stiles
A nation with a goofy foreign policy needs a very serious policy of defense. — P.J. O'Rourke
I was just a goofy little funny kid, who was always getting sent to the principal. It wasn't serious because I was smart. I wasn't… — J. Cole
I'm kind of like the goofy number-seven guy in a lot of movies. — Scott Caan
We want a president who is as much like an American tourist as possible. Someone with the same goofy grin, the same innocent intentions, the… — Florence King
I'm pretty goofy, I'll do anything for a laugh. — Cody Linley
At the end of the day, even if my part is a bit goofy, the key thing is that I'm doing what I love to… — Eugene Levy
I've been 6'4'' since I was 12. Goofy is somewhere in the lexicon. — Jason Segel
I've known I wanted to do this ever since I was a little kid and I used to get in trouble at church for goofing… — Lamorne Morris

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