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Golf Quotes by David Feherty
- It's hard to tell who's going to win this week, but it probably won't be a big, fat guy.
- I was swinging like a toilet door on a prawn trawler.
- Colin Montgomerie is a few French fries short of a Happy Meal.
- That's the trouble with Nick. The only time he opens his mouth is to change feet.
- The course is so long, I had to take the curvature of the Earth into consideration.
- Playing Augusta is like playing a Salvador Dali landscape. I expected a clock to fall out of the trees and hit me in the face.
- The world's No. 1 tennis player spends 90 percent of his time winning, while the world's No. 1 golfer spends 90 percent of his time…
- Watching Phil Mickelson play golf is like watching a drunk chasing a balloon near the edge of a cliff.
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