Goldfish Quotes

58 Goldfish quotes by 51 unique authors

We have all been hypnotized into thinking that we are smaller than we are. Just as an undersized flowerpot keeps a mighty tree root-bound or… — Alan Cohen
I've got a new invention. It's a revolving bowl for tired goldfish. — Lefty Gomez
No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish. — Kin Hubbard
I have as much privacy as a goldfish in a bowl. — Princess Margaret
One of the downsides of being famous is that folks pay far more attention to you than they should. American celebrities are constantly under surveillance,… — Bill O'Reilly
I couldn't be a royal. It's like living in a supersonic goldfish bowl. — Ozzy Osbourne
I can't moan about any of it. I had a great time in the goldfish bowl. — Robert Plant
I have a pet lizard named Puff, five goldfish - named Pinky, Brain, Jowels, Pearl and Sandy, an oscar fish named Chef, two pacus, an… — Chris Pratt
There's an old adage," he said, "translated from the ancient Coptic, that contains all the wisdom of the ages -- "Life is life and fun… — Beryl Markham
I believe there is something of the divine mystery in everything that exists. We can see it sparkle in a sunflower or a poppy. We… — Jostein Gaarder
There were hints of sunrise on the rim of the sky, yet it was still dark, and the traces of morning color were like goldfish… — Truman Capote
There is a natural hootchy-kootchy motion to a goldfish. — Walt Disney
All the green in the planted world consists of these whole, rounded chloroplasts wending their ways in water. If you analyze a molecule of chlorophyll… — Annie Dillard
People aim for the stars, and they end up like goldfish in a bowl. I wonder if it wouldn't be simpler just to teach children… — Muriel Barbery
Addictions [...] started out like magical pets, pocket monsters. They did extraordinary tricks, showed you things you hadn't seen, were fun. But came, through some… — William Gibson
me giving my mom romantic advice is kind of like a goldfish giving a snail advice on how to fly.” -Will Grayson (pg. 66) — David Levithan
places to hunt places to hide are getting harder to find, and pet canaries and goldfish too, did you notice that? — Charles Bukowski
One of the women at the clinic had remarked dryly that Harrow's personal magnetism not only affected men, women and children but also extended to… — Lisa Kleypas
Everything in the universe is everything else. A man is a killer is a saint is a monkey is a cockroach is a goldfish is… — Craig Clevenger
A writer is dreamed and transfigured into being by spells, wishes, goldfish, silhouettes of trees, boxes of fairy tales dropped in the mud, uncles' and… — Cynthia Ozick
It made him feel indispensable and needed - even if the fact that Jocelyn didn't appear to care wheather he slept in her daughter's bed… — Cassandra Clare
Sometimes wisdom came from strange places, even from giant teenaged goldfish. — Rick Riordan
Frank couldn't breathe underwater. But where was he? Percy turned in a full circle. Nothing. Then he glanced up. Hovering above him was a giant… — Rick Riordan
Clary's mother apparently reguarded him as about as sexually threatening as a goldfish. — Cassandra Clare
As a person with the retentive mental capacity of a goldfish and a dislike of repetition, I frequently make use of the thesaurus built into… — Meg Rosoff

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