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- God invented mankind because he loved silly stories. Ralph Steadman I like being absurd. — Jimmy Fallon
- God invented space so that not everything had to happen in Princeton. — Martin Rees
- God invented mankind because he loved silly stories. — Ralph Steadman
- God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world. — Ed McMahon
- Well, here’s a scientific question: Has anybody ever seen hard evidence? What we get is theories from our earlier prophets. Now, people… — Morgan Freeman
- God invented concubinage, Satan marriage. — Francis Picabia
- God invented forgiving as a remedy for a past that not even he could change and not even he could forget. His… — Lewis B. Smedes
- I love women, I love alcohol, and I love combining the two. If God invented anything better than drunk sex with a… — Tucker Max
- When God invented man, he wanted him to look like me, — Brian Oldfield
- The Christian religion is not about the soul; it is about man, body and all, and about the world of things with… — Robert Farrar Capon
- Don't be more serious than God. God invented dog farts. — Peter Kreeft
- There ain't been no angels in heaven around since God invented girls. — Elton John