God Invented Quotes

21 quotes by 19 authors

God invented mankind because he loved silly stories. Ralph Steadman I like being absurd. — Jimmy Fallon
God invented space so that not everything had to happen in Princeton. — Martin Rees
God invented mankind because he loved silly stories. — Ralph Steadman
God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world. — Ed McMahon
Well, hereâ€™s a scientific question: Has anybody ever seen hard evidence? What we get is theories from our earlier prophets. Now, people who think that… — Morgan Freeman
God invented concubinage, Satan marriage. — Francis Picabia
God invented forgiving as a remedy for a past that not even he could change and not even he could forget. His way of forgiving… — Lewis B. Smedes
I love women, I love alcohol, and I love combining the two. If God invented anything better than drunk sex with a hot girl, he… — Tucker Max
When God invented man, he wanted him to look like me, — Brian Oldfield
The Christian religion is not about the soul; it is about man, body and all, and about the world of things with which he was… — Robert Farrar Capon
Don't be more serious than God. God invented dog farts. — Peter Kreeft
There ain't been no angels in heaven around since God invented girls. — Elton John
God invented man, and man invented the metric system. — Salvador Dali
We do need to be born again, since Jesus said that to a guy named Nicodemus. But if you tell me I have to be… — Shane Claiborne
Well, sure, but I don't bring God into it. I think shower massage might have been invented by the devil. God invented the missionary position. — Janet Evanovich
Don't be more serious than God. God invented dog farts. God designed your body's plumbing system. God designed an ostrich. If He didn't do it,… — Peter Kreeft
Even if you believe a creator god invented the laws of physics, would you so insult him as to suggest that he might capriciously and… — Richard Dawkins
If God invented marathons to keep people from doing anything more stupid, the triathlon must have taken Him completely by surprise. — P Z Pearce
Beauty is why God invented eyeballs, and her booty is why God invented my balls. — Kanye West
My ride is tinted, my knob getting slobbed up in it, she's hollerin god man you woulda thought that god was in it.. but its… — J. Cole

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