God Had Intended Us Quotes
- If God had intended us not to masturbate, He would have made our arms shorter. — George Carlin
- If God had intended us to be alone, there would be more pleasure in massaging our own shoulders. — Robert Breault
- If God had intended us to fly he would have given us railways. — Michael Flanders
- If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs. — Unknown Author
- If God had intended us to fly, he would never have given us the railroads — Michael Flanders