God Had Intended Us Quotes

5 God Had Intended Us quotes by 4 unique authors

• If God had intended us not to masturbate, He would have made our arms shorter. — George Carlin
• If God had intended us to be alone, there would be more pleasure in massaging our own shoulders. — Robert Breault
• If God had intended us to fly he would have given us railways. — Michael Flanders
• If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs. — Unknown Author
• If God had intended us to fly, he would never have given us the railroads — Michael Flanders

Who Wrote These God Had Intended Us Quotes

4 authors contributed a total of 5 God Had Intended Us Quotes as follows:

• 2 God Had Intended Us Quotes by Michael Flanders
• 1 God Had Intended Us Quote by Unknown Author
• 1 God Had Intended Us Quote by Robert Breault
• 1 God Had Intended Us Quote by George Carlin