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God Quotes by Terry Pratchett
- It seems sensible to me that we should look to the medical profession, that over the centuries has helped us to live longer and healthier…
- Gods prefer simple, vicious games, where you Do Not Achieve Transcendence but Go Straight To Oblivion; a key to the understanding of all religion is…
- There is a rumour going around that I have found God. I think this is unlikely because I have enough difficulty finding my keys, and…
- Stand before your god, bow before your king, kneel before your man.
- Sometimes the crime follows the punishment, which only serves to prove the foresight of the Great God." "That's what my grandmother used to say," said…
- The figures looked more or less human. And they were engaged in religion. You could tell by the knives (it's not murder if you do…
- Om rubed his head. This wasn't god-like thinking. It seemed simpler when you were up here. It was all a game. You forgot that it…
- God moves in extremely mysterious, not to say, circuitous ways. God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of His…
- I commend my soul to any god that can find it.
- No it's not!" said Constable Visit. "Atheism is a denial of a god." "Therefore It Is A Religious Position," said Dorfl. "Indeed, A True Atheist…
- Colon has always thought that heroes had some special kind of clockwork that made them go out and die famously for god, country and apple…
- Got to be worth a try, I suppose," said Crowley. "It's not as if I haven't got lots of other work to do, God knows."…
- Why not? If enough people believe, you can be god of anything…
- And it came to pass that in time the Great God Om spake unto Brutha, the Chosen One: "Psst!
- Fate can be one mean god at times.
- The trouble with being a god is that you've got no one to pray to.
- Down there - he said - are people who will follow any dragon, worship any god, ignore any inequity. All out of a kind of…
- God does not play games with His loyal servants", said the Metatron, but in a worried tone of voice. "Whoopee", said Crowley.
- I tell you, commander, it's true that some of the most terrible things in the world are done by people who think, genuinely think, that…
- Thou shalt not submit thy god to market forces.
- If there's one thing that really annoys a god, it's not knowing something.
More God Quotes
- Whosoever is delighted in solitude is either a wild beast or a god. — Aristotle
- A tyrant must put on the appearance of uncommon devotion to religion. Subjects are less apprehensive of illegal treatment from a ruler… — Aristotle
- The gods too are fond of a joke. — Aristotle
- We have domesticated God's transcendence. We often learn about God at about the same time as we are learning about Santa Claus;… — Karen Armstrong
- Yes, all fundamentalists feel that in a secular society, God has been relegated to the margin, to the periphery and they are… — Karen Armstrong
- I was a lousy nun. I couldn't do it. I couldn't find God. It wasn't suitable for me. It is suitable for… — Karen Armstrong
- Whatever man uses without the fear of God, whatever he applies to the mere gratifying of his flesh, cannot fail to operate… — Johann Arndt
- If I were to say, 'God, why me?' about the bad things, then I should have said, 'God, why me?' about the… — Arthur Ashe
- To surrender to ignorance and call it God has always been premature, and it remains premature today. — Isaac Asimov
- If you have men who will exclude any of God's creatures from the shelter of compassion and pity, you will have men… — Francis of Assisi
- I have been all things unholy. If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. — Francis of Assisi
- It is not fitting, when one is in God's service, to have a gloomy face or a chilling look. — Francis of Assisi