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- If you're male and you're Christian and living in America, your father is your model for God. And if you never know your father, if…
- What you have to consider is the possibility that God doesn't like you. Could be, God hates us. This is not the worst thing that…
- Your folks are god, you love them and you want to make them happy but you still want to make up your own rules.
- I am the all-singing, all-dancing crap of this world.... I am the toxic waste by-product of God's creation.
- All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.
- Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet.
- Maybe it's our sins that give God consolation when he finally has to give us cancer.
- I believe in something. But I don't believe that anything can hold a grudge for long enough to condemn its creation to eternal punishment. Nobody…
- Parents are like God because you wanna know they're out there, and you want them to think well of you, but you really only call…
- Sorry, mom. Sorry, God.
- I'm a toxic waste byproduct of God's creation.
- If you could be either God’s worst enemy or nothing, which would you choose?
- Experts in ancient Greek culture say that people back then didn't see their thoughts as belonging to them. When ancient Greeks had a thought, it…
- The only funny part about Colonial Dunsboro is maybe it's too authentic, but for all the wrong reasons. This whole crowd of losers and nutcases…
- I figure if Eve could get us into this mess, I could get us out. After all, God really likes to see a go-getter.
- Your being born makes your parents God. You owe them your life, and they can control you. Then puberty makes you Satan, just because you…
- You ever wonder when god's coming back with a lot of barbecue sauce?
- What you have to understand, is your father was your model for God.
- Yeah. Well. Whatever. You can't teach God anything.
- You ever wonder if Adam and Eve were just the puppies God dumped because they wouldn't house-train?
- I am the child of a lunatic. Not a child of God.
- What you have to understand, is your father was your model for God. If you're male and you're Christian and living in America, your father…
- The lower you fall, the higher you'll fly. The farther you run, the more God wants you back.
- I've met God across his long walnut desk with his diplomas hanging on the wall behind him, and God asks me, 'Why?' Why did I…
- You spend your entire life becoming God and then you die.
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- Whosoever is delighted in solitude is either a wild beast or a god. — Aristotle
- A tyrant must put on the appearance of uncommon devotion to religion. Subjects are less apprehensive of illegal treatment from a ruler… — Aristotle
- The gods too are fond of a joke. — Aristotle
- We have domesticated God's transcendence. We often learn about God at about the same time as we are learning about Santa Claus;… — Karen Armstrong
- Yes, all fundamentalists feel that in a secular society, God has been relegated to the margin, to the periphery and they are… — Karen Armstrong
- I was a lousy nun. I couldn't do it. I couldn't find God. It wasn't suitable for me. It is suitable for… — Karen Armstrong
- Whatever man uses without the fear of God, whatever he applies to the mere gratifying of his flesh, cannot fail to operate… — Johann Arndt
- If I were to say, 'God, why me?' about the bad things, then I should have said, 'God, why me?' about the… — Arthur Ashe
- To surrender to ignorance and call it God has always been premature, and it remains premature today. — Isaac Asimov
- If you have men who will exclude any of God's creatures from the shelter of compassion and pity, you will have men… — Francis of Assisi
- I have been all things unholy. If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. — Francis of Assisi
- It is not fitting, when one is in God's service, to have a gloomy face or a chilling look. — Francis of Assisi