Best Girlfriend Words
1341 Girlfriend quotes by 887 unique authors
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Us on hard drugs? That would be horrible. We'd probably end up sounding like Bryan Adams.My girlfriend has this quote in her sketchbook: Remain orderly…
— Thom Yorke
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My girlfriend makes me want to be a better person... so I can get a better girlfriend.
— Anthony Jeselnik
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...And so we go and I meet his parents. And it's a very strange thing meeting your girlfriend's boyfriend's parents for the first time. Part…
— Mike Birbiglia
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Chasing Amy' was an amazing role, but then after that, I went and did 'Big Daddy' and you're the girlfriend or you're the best friend.…
— Joey Lauren Adams
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I would have given you the world if you had given me the chance.
— Unknown Author
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I'm not a lesbian, but my girlfriend is.
— Gina Gershon
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Even Tom Sawyer had a girlfriend and to talk about adults without talking about their sex drives is like talking about a window without glass.
— Grace Metalious
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Valentine's day has gotten blown way out of proportion. Valentine's Day just used to be for your girlfriend or your wife but now everyone's like…
— Greg Giraldo
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I told my girlfriend that a praying mantis female eats its mate after copulation. She didn't take the hint.
— Unknown Author
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I want a serious girlfriend. Somebody I can love, that's gonna love me back. Is that psycho?
— Unknown Author
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In her excellent, entirely readable Richard Wright, Hazel Rowley accomplishes what [previous biographer] Michel Fabre would have liked to do with once-guarded letters, aging witnesses,…
— Unknown Author
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Girlfriend and 100 Percent Fun were my two peeks, around '92 and '96. The reality is that the times I had the most media success,…
— Matthew Sweet
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I have the loving support of my girlfriend who still attends Wake Forest and is nearing graduation. She helps me cope with the everyday rigors…
— Tim Duncan
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I studied German at school. I lived in Berlin for two years and had a German girlfriend for five years, so I don't find speaking…
— Martin Gore
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Appearance is something you should definitely consider when you're going out. Have your girlfriend clip your nails or something like that.
— Usher
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He slipped his hands around my waist and pulled me against him, tossing the ice cream cone over his shoulder. It landed with a splat…
— Unknown Author
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Be a half-assed crusader, a part-time fanatic. Don't worry to much about the fate of the world. Saving the world is only a hobby. Get…
— Edward Abbey
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If he checks your phone bills or shopping receipts, something isn't right. Controlling your partner in any way is unhealthy. I've been with my girlfriend…
— Ashley Banjo
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Thank God I never got in a fight. All of the jock dudes hated me, but all of their girlfriends thought I was nice so…
— Mark Hoppus
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I don't have a girlfriend, I have a dog.
— Mark Hoppus
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Initially I was very encouraged. Unfortunately, the mainstream media now seems far more interested in what I said when I was 17 or what my…
— Edward Snowden
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My girlfriend is upset about her new haircut. I don't understand why she's crying. I'm the one who has to get a new girlfriend.
— Anthony Jeselnik
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I've always felt it's ridiculous to say, of any of the females in my life: You're my friend, you're my wife, you're my girlfriend, you're…
— Jack White
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I was the boy that turned a girlfriend into the most celebrated lesbian on television. I got so much stick for that.
— Benedict Cumberbatch
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True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and…
— Luke Wilson
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