Best Girlfriend Qoutes
1341 Girlfriend quotes by 887 unique authors
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I can't speak for all women, but I do think that... I mean, me and my girlfriends, we definitely... we're in crisis on a continuous…
— Helen Slater
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We teach girls that they cannot be sexual beings in the way that boys are. If we have sons, we don't mind knowing about our…
— Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie
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I don't have a girlfriend. I don't know if I have a type, but I really like girls who are driven. I really care about…
— Hunter Hayes
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I never like to be lied to by a girlfriend or agent and certainly not the president of the United States.
— Burt Bacharach
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Dont fight even over girlfriends. The country is full of beautiful women. If you cant get one, come to Mugabe for assistance.
— Robert Mugabe
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How many solutions are found to family problems if we take time to reflect? If we think of a husband or wife and we dream…
— Pope Francis
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My ex-girlfriend owned a parakeet…oh my god, that f**king thing would never shut up. But the bird was cool.
— Anthony Jeselnik
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I've spent the past two years looking for my ex-girlfriend’s killer… but no one will do it.
— Anthony Jeselnik
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One of the problems, hanging out with me, is that I can turn any topic into a toxic horror story. I've lost two girlfriends and…
— Neal Stephenson
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I'm always looking for a girlfriend.
— Austin Mahone
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You know your girlfriend is too young when she'll do everything in bed but go upside down because it's too scary.
— Daniel Tosh
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I don't know, maybe I'm immature, but I still find it funny if I dump cold water on my girlfriend when she's in the shower.
— Daniel Tosh
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When you are not missing something, longing for something, you don't really think about it that much. It's like that girlfriend you don't want to…
— Danica Patrick
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No girl wants a secretly gay boyfriend, every dude wants a secretly gay girlfriend.
— Joe Rogan
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I do love playing games, but once I have a girlfriend, she will be my princess.
— Cho Kyuhyun
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I can't really cook, but the first dish I ever made was for my girlfriend, Eleanor. I made chicken breast wrapped in ham, homemade mashed…
— Louis Tomlinson
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I'm not great with money. I'd go crazy if I were left to my own devices. My mum and girlfriend sort it out. I'm not…
— Louis Tomlinson
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I had a girlfriend before I ever had a boyfriend, but it was just a phase.
— Mark Gatiss
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When I was about 14 I remember thinking when it came to proposing to my future girlfriend, I'd make a CD with all her favourite…
— Tinie Tempah
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My first wife was a brunette, and Barbi Benton, my major romantic relationship of the early 1970s, was a brunette. But since the end of…
— Hugh Hefner
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It’s one of those things where when you’re training and fighting, you can’t worry about your bills, your mortgage, did you get your girlfriend pregnant,…
— Forrest Griffin
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If religion is a reaction of man, and nothing more, it seems to me that it represents a human desire for wrongdoers to be punished.…
— Vince Gilligan
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When I was 13, I remember crying on my mum's shoulder when my first girlfriend dumped me via MSN Messenger. That was cold.
— Conor Maynard
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My girlfriend is a fashion designer. She has her own company called Rachel Antonoff. She is doing a collaboration with Urban Outfitters right now, a…
— Nate Ruess
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Well, I think there's not much of a chance for me finding somebody of my age. Gentlemen of my age are dropping down 30 years…
— Victoria Wood
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