Gin And Tonic Quotes by Roy Blount, Jr.

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• I really need a gin and tonic. — Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall
• I'm hooked on gin and tonics like your mama's Hooked on Phonics. — Tash
• All the way out I listen to the car AM radio, bad lyrics of trailer park love, gin and tonic love, strobe… — Lorrie Moore
• A good book holds you down. It’s an anchor that keeps you from getting up and having another gin and tonic. — Roy Blount, Jr.
• In Western Australia they don't even know how to make that vital piece of sailboating equipment, the gin and tonic. — P.J. O'Rourke
• The gin and tonic has saved more Englishmen's lives, and minds, than all the doctors in the Empire. — Winston Churchill
• I don't know what reception I'm at, but for God's sake give me a gin and tonic. — Denis Thatcher
• I had an Aston Martin phone worth ?15,000 given to me as a present. I dropped it in a gin and tonic… — Simon Jordan
• Part of her doing suicide intervention is my caseworker has to mix me another gin and tonic. — Chuck Palahniuk
• Arthur shook his head and sat down. He looked up. “I thought you must be dead …” he said simply. “So did… — Douglas Adams
• This was a dream. A very bad, bad dream, brought on by liver poisoning from too many gin and tonics. Here it… — Jeaniene Frost
• When I arrived in Beirut from Europe, I felt the oppressive, damp heat, saw the unkempt palm trees and smelt the Arabic… — Robert Fisk

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