Gin Quotes

122 Gin quotes by 96 unique authors

The whole world is strewn with snares, traps, gins and pitfalls for the capture of men by women. — George Bernard Shaw
I should just put it bluntly, because we're all sort of friends here now - it's exceedingly likely that my greatest success is behind me.… — Elizabeth Gilbert
There is something about a martini, Ere the dining and dancing begin, And to tell you the truth, It is not the vermouth- I think… — Ogden Nash
In Western Australia they don't even know how to make that vital piece of sailboating equipment, the gin and tonic. — P.J. O'Rourke
Would it not be prudent to get our civilization tools together, and see how much stock is left on hand in the way of Glass… — Mark Twain
The gin and tonic has saved more Englishmen's lives, and minds, than all the doctors in the Empire. — Winston Churchill
I've tried Buddhism, Scientology, Numerology, Transcendental Meditation, Qabbala, t'ai chi, feng shui and Deepak Chopra but I find straight gin works best. — Phyllis Diller
My grammar be's ebonics, gin tonics, and chronic. — Nelly
I don't know what reception I'm at, but for God's sake give me a gin and tonic. — Denis Thatcher
You don't see a lot of difference between the Gin Blossoms and the Byrds. — Steve Forbert
Give me a paper and pen, so I can write about my life of sin. A couple of bottles of gin, in case I don't… — Tupac Shakur
I'm drinking here break motor oil and Bombay gin, I'll sleep when I'm dead. — Warren Zevon
It's a crooked system, but gin straight take the pain away. — Ludacris
One was Texas medicine, the other was just railroad gin, and like a fool I mixed them. — Bob Dylan
Rolling down the street, smoking indo, sippin' on gin and juice. — Snoop Dogg
The first time I lose I drink whiskey, second time I lose I drink gin. Third time I lose I drink anything 'cause I think… — Gram Parsons
There's an old man sitting next to me, making love to his tonic and gin. — Billy Joel
They tied his arms behind his back to teach him how to swim, they put blood in his coffee and milk in his gin. — Lou Reed
Drive-in, you guzzle gin, commit a little mortal sin. — Jimmy Buffett
On this lovely, lovely Hanukkah, drink your gin and tonica. — Adam Sandler
The right to be a cussed fool Is safe from all devices human, It's common (ez a gin'I rule) To every critter born of woman. — James Russell Lowell
The glowworm shows the matin to be near And gins to pale his uneffectual fire. — William Shakespeare
Democrats don't have reasons for people to vote for them. They're just trying to gin up anger and resentment for their opposition. And it's just… — Rush Limbaugh
I had an Aston Martin phone worth ?15,000 given to me as a present. I dropped it in a gin and tonic about 15 seconds… — Simon Jordan
The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron. — Phyllis Diller

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