Getting Old Quotes
246 quotes by 218 authors
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Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty - they merely move it from their faces into their hearts.
— Superman
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I saw an old painting of two friends holding hands. I wonder how long it'll stay in tact. It's old yet never fading. I wish…
— Superman
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Theres a ghost in my bedroom, it haunts me at night, ive asked him to leave but he keeps stopping by, just when I think…
— Mayday Parade
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You know you are getting old when the candles on your birthday cake start to cost more than the cake itself.
— Emaliebaby
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Patience, please forgive me now. I am so tired of it. It is getting old. Please forgive me now. :):):)
— Clare
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I want to go into Dunkin' Donuts for some coffee but it's full of cops. Cops liking donuts is getting old. They should like something…
— Merle Anthony Rowland
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It's a sign of getting old when you become fond of the things you find boring when you were a kiddo.
— Zaira Rosento
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As you grow older you'll realize that entertaining ignorance is a waste of time. Time that could be spent on more productive things.
— Sonya Parker
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Today your the oldest you've ever been and the youngest you'll ever be again.
— Unkown
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Once you pass a certain age, life becomes nothing more than a process of continual loss.
— Haruki Murakami
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When getting old, things that are important to your life begin to slip out of your grasp, one after another, like a comb losing teeth.…
— Haruki Murakami
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The 3 stages of man: He believes in Santa Claus. He doesn't believe in Santa Claus. He is Santa Claus.
— Rick Sutter
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I am going to hang a Batman outfit in my closet, just to mess with myself when I get Alzheimer's. . .
— Rick Sutter
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Last year the vet told me my dog was getting old and I should put her down so I started calling her Fat Ass.
— Rock Cowles
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FSM knows I've poked enough bears with sticks and it seems the older I get, the shorter my stick and the quicker the bears see…
— Rock Cowles
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Having another birthday year after year is getting old.
— Rock Cowles
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That Snap, Crackle, Pop, in the morning, Isn't my freaking Rice Krispies. . .
— Rick Sutter
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They say age is just a number what matters most is how you live life but then you cant change the fact that oneday you'll…
— Missyrie
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The more the years go by, the more difficult it gets. I'm getting old.
— Richard Virenque
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Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one thatll get you home earlier.
— Dan Bennett
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