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- You know you're getting old when everything hurts. And what doesn't hurt doesn't work.
- Then again, if the plant is slow growing, and you are getting older, you may want to start with a larger plant. I find myself…
- I love being my age. I love getting older. What you lose in looks, you gain in wisdom. I might not be as physically beautiful…
- I don't want to know I'm getting older. Then I'll start to think about getting checkups and insurance. I don't want that.
- First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down.
- We are only young once. That is all society can stand.
- Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
- It's a sign of getting old when you become fond of the things you find boring when you were a kiddo.
- Getting old, getting grey, getting ripped off, under paid. Getting sold, second hand, that's how it goes, playing in a band.
- The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left.
- The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit.
- Never ask old people how they are if you have anything to do that day.
- Your never old unless you want, and believe that you are
- You know your getting old when dreams are replaced with memories
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- You know you're getting old when everything hurts. And what doesn't hurt doesn't work. — Unknown Author