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• Consider, if you will, the morning boner. What a metaphor of hope and renewal! How can anyone give way to despair when…
• One of the tragic consequences of divorce is that the kids are legally obligated by the courts to spend a fixed amount…
• I take it, then, Vijay, you are still a virgin?'Yes, and I find it extremely galling. When Gandhi was my age he…
• I have found that people who can successfully resist temptation invariably lead depressingly stunted lives.
• Do you suppose the human race invented boredom to make the prospect of death more palatable?
• Confession can be good for the soul, but it can exact a heavy toll on friendships.
• Now I know why women get their ears pierced. Once they've survived this ordeal of mutilation, they can face the discomforts of…

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