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- The secret to being a writer is that you have to write. It's not enough to think about writing or to study literature or plan…
- Women smirk at baldness. How adorable would they find it if they began to lose their breasts in their late twenties? If both tits just…
- I was on the cover of a lot of newspapers. I was on the cover of USA Today for every single day for a month.…
- Sometimes when you work in advertising you'll get a product that's really garbage and you have to make it seem fantastic, something that is essential…
- Everybody in recovery smokes. If you don't like smoking, don't even bother trying to get sober. Just stay drunk.
- Throwing things horrified me. I suffered extreme, paralyzing anxiety when it came to anything remotely athletic. I wouldn't even run to catch the school bus…
- Some damage is too severe, some harm endures. And what you have to do is accept it. And by accept it I mean, don’t be…
- Dennis looked at the puppy in the window. We both did. It was the oddest thing. Normally, puppies in pet store windows sleep or pee…
- I once read about a guy who lost his arms in a fire. The nurse took pity on him and gave him a hand job.…
- Perfection is the satin-lined casket of creativity and originality. If you are a perfectionist, at least stop telling everybody you're one and try to get…
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- Flattery and deceit are the darlings of great men, and so with these men spread the butter on thick, if you want… — Pietro Aretino
- Having been a child actor, I remember how directors would trick me to get good performances out of me. I don't think… — Asia Argento
- I wanted to get back to my style of 20 years ago after a long period of exploring horror and fantasy themes. — Dario Argento
- Jealousy is both reasonable and belongs to reasonable men, while envy is base and belongs to the base, for the one makes… — Aristotle
- Most people would rather give than get affection. — Aristotle
- The faces I see in the modeling industry can get dull. — Kevyn Aucoin
- Get this in mind early: We never grow up. — Richard Bach
- The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. — Richard Bach
- I never thought being obnoxious would get me where I am today. — Billie Joe Armstrong
- The riskiest thing you can do is get greedy. — Lance Armstrong
- If you worried about falling off the bike, you'd never get on. — Lance Armstrong
- I still don't get golf. — Lance Armstrong