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250 Geek quotes by 204 unique authors

I'm still a geek on the inside, that's the important thing. — Al Yankovic
Geek and Sundry has an eclectic line-up of shows all targeted around things I love: Comics, Tabletop Games, Books and more. — Felicia Day
At no point am I ever threatened by people who question who I am, or why I like the things I do, or my legitimacy.… — Felicia Day
I'm super excited about gaming always. That's the thing that I geek out over; those are the vlogs that I'm surfing if I'm not already… — Felicia Day
My best friend, Wil Wheaton, identifies himself as a geek. — Chris Hardwick
A lot of the geeks in Silicon Valley will tell you they no longer believe in the ability of policymakers in Washington to accomplish anything.… — Evgeny Morozov
When your mama was the geek, my dreamlets," Papa would say, "she made the nipping off of noggins such a crystal mystery that the hens… — Katherine Dunn
Smile. Nod. Say something witty before he finds out what an incredible geek you are. — Ellen Hopkins
Investors should be skeptical of history-based models. Constructed by a nerdy-sounding priesthood using esoteric terms such as beta, gamma, sigma and the like, these models… — Warren Buffett
And there I was, 225 pounds, perpetually lost and confused, short legs, ape-like upper body, all chest, no neck, head too large, blurred eyes, hair… — Charles Bukowski
…because nerds like us are allowed to be unironically enthusiastic about stuff… Nerds are allowed to love stuff, like jump-up-and-down-in-the-chair-can’t-control-yourself love it. Hank, when people… — John Green
Dude, you're such a geek. And that's coming from an overweight Star Trek fan who scored a 5 on the AP Calculus test. So you… — John Green
I knew we’d wear them down,” Eve said. “After all, we really are amazingly cool.” And now it was Eve’s turn for the high five… — Rachel Caine
I mean I like to be passionate and sincere but I also like to have fun and act like a dork. Geeks unite. — Kurt Cobain
I don’t know who has it, but apparently other people have been playing it which is why we have zombies cropping up all over the… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
I’d been to the British museum before. In fact I’ve been in more museums than I like to admit—it makes me sound like a total… — Rick Riordan
[Kenny] leaned back against the counter and studied the other man. “So Dex, how’s come you’re still alive to tell the tale?” Dexter wiped up… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips
A geek is like a dork. Someone who’s on the fringe, who you wouldn’t want to hang out with. A nerd is someone too weird… — Susane Colasanti
It's like male geeks don't know how to deal with real live women, so they just assume it's a user interface problem. Not their fault.… — Douglas Coupland
Have I mentioned you are the hottest geek I've ever known ? — J R Ward
I am not going to get into it myself, except to say (1) if I am writing "boy fiction," who are all those boys with… — George R. R. Martin
Nerd girls are the world’s most underutilized romantic resource. And guys, do not tell me that nerd girls are not hot because that shows a… — John Green
I can't spend too much time in the forests because I invariably leave traces-ridiculously happy trees, basically, since I'm the last Druid in the world… — Kevin Hearne
Travis: I didn’t know they made permanent makeup. I looked like a clown for a month. Connor: Yeah. They put a curse on me so… — Rick Riordan
Sign by elevator put up by computer geeks in office building: REMEMBER: FIRST YOU PILAGE, THEN YOU BURN. THOSE WHO DO NOT COMPLY WILL BE… — Linda Howard

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