Best Gas Station Quotes

47 Gas Station quotes by 47 unique authors

His name was Rambo, and he was just some nothing kid for all anybody knew, standing by the pump of a gas station at the… — David Morrell
Half-drunk on well-creamed gas station coffee and the exhilarating loneliness of a freeway in nighttime... — John Green
The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man… — Hunter S. Thompson
I turned and looked into the gas station, where Wes was now paying, as the man who'd driven us looked on. "That's too bad," I… — Sarah Dessen
Look forward to the wonderment of growing up, raising a family and driving by the gas station where the popular kids now work. — Tim Dorsey
Where did she come from, and where can I find one?" "Picked this one up at a gas station in West Virginia, bargain price. Last… — Alexandra Bracken
I grew up hearing stories about how my maternal grandfather had put himself through engineering school in New York City. He saved money by walking… — Jason Kilar
When I first immigrated to the United States, there were not many jobs that stood out. So I worked at a gas station, cleaning. — Do Won Chang
Those days if you drove cross country and you broke down on the side of the road, and the sign says 200 miles to the… — Rob Zombie
A guy wants to get his girlfriend something nice for her birthday. She says, oh, just take me somewhere expensive. so he drops her off… — Superman
My wife alwayz complains that I dont take her anywhere expensive so I tuk her 2 de gas station — Unknown Author
The only one that got through was Jimmy Walker, because he plays the gas station attendant. I mean, there's nothing wrong with it, it's just… — David Zucker
Gas is so mother'fuckin high. Hot Damn gas. Shit!! You are not supposed to be at the gas station making life decisions. You just at… — Katt Williams
You could get your wig clapped, kidnapped, bitch-slapped, A 2 to 4 could turn into a 6 flat, if that, C-4 to your moms front… — French Montana
When standing at a gas station in meddle desert .. And grabbed fuel pump handle... I remember the good the bad the ugly music — Loeen
That awkward moment when you're at the gas station restroom and there is no toilet paper... — Epifania Savea
Twitter is literally the most awful thing, It's mind-numbingly boring to hear about people's adventures at the gas station. I couldn't care less. — Emily Blunt
Pine Ridge is simply the poorest census tract in the nation...The main business on the reservation is a gas station. All of the housing is… — Andrew Cuomo
If your girlfriend complains that you never take her anywhere expensive...take her to the gas station. — Seth Rogen
Girls, stop acting like you want a guy with traits like Romeo. Bitch! Thats a fucking lie. You always talk about how every mans fake… — Hopsin
Next time your girl wants you to take her somewhere expensive, take her to the gas station, almost 5.00/gallon — Bubbly
I think its funny when someone updates their status with a depressing quote or about something bad that happened, and then people like it. The… — Azgraybebly Joslan

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