Gas Station Quotes

47 quotes by 47 authors

Someone tried to save my soul in a gas station. — Orlando Bloom
Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth… — Joey Bishop
I haven't been to a gas station in years. It feels so good not to be a slave to gas, playing the whole game of… — Daryl Hannah
I loved Catholic school. I didn't like being beeped at by old pervs at the gas station because I was wearing a plaid skirt, though.… — Kristen Bell
I want out of each and every one of you is a hard target search, of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and… — Tommy Lee Jones
Russia is a gas station masquerading as a country. — John McCain
I've always thought space station is a great name. It should be like a gas station where we go for service and supplies before heading… — Wally Schirra
He ran a gas station down in St. Louis... No, Mahatma Gandhi was a great leader of the 20th century. — Hillary Clinton
So I was at the gas station the other day, and I saw that there was braille on the pumps. I don't see how they… — Zach Braff
I ended up buying a restaurant. Already we had invested in a gas station and a metal products plant. — Esther Williams
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? — George Carlin
After the oil spill, I had this strong feeling that if I ever were to be blessed in having children, I never wanted my kids… — Alyssa Milano
If you or me go to the gas station to fill up our car and it costs us much more than we expected, it will… — Maria Bartiromo
There are screens at the gas station, there are screens at the shopping mall. And they all need content. — Mark Burnett
I just like people. I'll hold a conversation at a gas station. It's not about the fame and the fortune, I just like people. — Lionel Richie
I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self service pump. — Al Yankovic
I was a pizza delivery man. I worked at a gas station. I worked a lot of jobs. A lot of jobs. — Joseph Bruce
A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed… — Bill Cosby
I'm an assistant storyteller. It's like being a waiter or a gas-station attendant, but I'm waiting on six million people a week, if I'm lucky. — Jane Fonda
I know quickly whether a guy is boyfriend material. If I can have a good time doing absolutely nothing with him, then that's boyfriend material… — Alyson Hannigan

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