Garrison Quotes

23 Garrison quotes by 16 unique authors

When they remain in garrison, soldiers are maintained with fear and punishment; when they are then led to war, with hope and reward. — Niccolo Machiavelli
I think that Billie (Jean King) and Zina (Garrison), they have a whole lot of experience. Even if I don't quite agree with something or… — Venus Williams
Ornette Coleman wasn't sure whether he was going to continue with Charlie Haden-Charlie had some personal problems. I said "You've got to be kidding! There's… — Paul Bley
What is unique about Drogheda is the very large number of Protestants in the garrison and the fact that it's commanded, by and large, by… — Ronald Hutton
If Berlin fell, the US would lose Europe, and if Europe fell into the hands of the Soviet Union and thus added its great industrial… — Dwight D. Eisenhower
For some people, you know, Garrison Keillor, Rush Limbaugh, really the stars, they've got a passion. They eat, drink and breathe radio, and I'm not… — Tom Bodett
Garrison Keillor read several of my poems on 'The Writer's Almanac' and I've heard from listeners nationally and internationally. That's one of the great gifts… — Ellen Bass
The keys of a fortress are always well worth the retirement of the garrison when it is resolved to yield only on those conditions. On… — Napoleon Bonaparte
And Garrison Keillor I think is a fascinating guy and really entertaining. — Woody Harrelson
In his 30 years of broadcasting and publishing fiction, Garrison Keillor has set the laugh bar pretty high. — Jane Smiley
There are two kinds of humor. One kind that makes us chuckle about our foibles and our shared humanity -- like what Garrison Keillor does.… — Molly Ivins
Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. ~Garrison Keillor — Garrison Keillor
One of the local reporters assured me Garrison would put in an appearance for the cross-examination, but as the courtroom settled down and the rear… — James Kirkwood
Love is a passion that hath friends in the garrison. — George Savile
Mr. Garrison: I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die. — South Park
Genetic engineering is man's way of correcting God's hideous mistakes, like German people. - Mr. Garrison — South Park
You didn't make me a woman! I'm just a man with a mutilated penis! - Mr\Mrs Garrison — South Park
Oh, I'm through with Mr. Hat. He's a two-timing whore. From now on you'll be learning from Mr.Twig. - Mr. Garrison — South Park
No, that's wrong, Cartman. But don't worry, there are no stupid answers, just stupid people. - Mr. Garrison — South Park
Let's clear the air. We all know that pigeon was a whore. Raise your hand if you didn't sleep with that pigeon. - Mr. Garrison — South Park
Now children, this is a planetarium, not a Bangkok brothel, behave. - Mr Garrison — South Park
Please nurse, for a women with a dead foetus on her head, you're not being very open minded. - Mr Garrison — South Park
The youths in the suburb a live till them old, warn the Garrison. — Vybz Kartel

Who Wrote These Garrison Quotes

16 authors contributed a total of 23 Garrison Quotes as follows: