Gargling Quotes by P.G. Wodehouse

More Quotes by P.G. Wodehouse

P.G. Wodehouse has 280 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

• Golf, like the measles, should be caught young, for, if postponed to riper years, the results may be serious.
• "After all, golf is only a game", said Millicent. Women say these things without thinking. It does not mean that there is…
• Golf acts as a corrective against sinful pride. I attribute the insane arrogance of the later Roman Emperors almost entirely to the…
• Confidence, of course is an admirable asset to a golfer, but it should be an unspoken confidence. It is perilous to put…
• The test of a great golfer is his ability to recover from a bad start.
• I wonder what Tommy Morris would have had to say to all this number 6-iron, number 12-iron, number 28-iron stuff. He probably…
• Golf is the Great Mystery. Like some capricous goddess, it bestows its favours with what would appear an almost fat-headed lack of…
• Men capable of governing empires fail to control a small white ball, which presents no difficulties whetever to others with one ounce…
• Many bad golfers marry, feeling that a wife's loving solicitude may improve their game. But they are rugged, thick-skinned men, not sensitive…
• Alcohol is a misunderstood vitamin.
• Skiing consists of wearing $3,000 worth of clothes and equipment and driving 200 miles in the snow in order to stand around…
• Flowers are happy things.

See all 280 quotes by P.G. Wodehouse »