Best Garage Wisdom

202 Garage quotes by 181 unique authors

They're in the garage, marked whore. — Haley James Scott
Still got my training wheels in the garage. — Mac Miller
Hell, even my garage a menage, Like my hoes exotic, same as my cars. Million-dollar deposit, you suffer from withdrawals, I got in the game… — Malice (Clipse)
By the way I'm a start, Findin more light to shed, Like a small garage in yo backyard. I'm back chillin with a friend of… — Kendrick Lamar
Give a massage lemme enter your garage girl. Lemme crash into your bumper put me into your collage. — Serani
It was 2002, we all got guitars for Christmas and started playing in my garage that summer, rehearsed there and in a warehouse for a… — Alex Turner
I got that Whitehouse buying president. I got that Nassau spaceship THC. I got some weed in my garage and under my bathroom sink ounce… — Kottonmouth Kings
Still got the training wheels in the garage, but I aint gonna need those Ima go hard. — Mac Miller
Hey Lois, give Chris a break. I mean, no tv? So he failed a class, it's not like he felt up his cousin in the… — Peter Griffin
I'm driving spaceships I threw my cars out, what I call a garage you call a house. — Chris Brown
Youre a woman whos been getting nothing but dirty breaks. Well, we can clean and tighten your brakes, but youll have to stay in the… — Groucho Marx
One day, early in the morning, a guy walks into a garage, with his pyjamas on, and the michanic says to him you are crazy....!… — Unknown Author
This for real niggas only, I still bail with Kobe. Got a sign in my garage that say, 'Foreign only.' — 2 Chainz
This for real niggas only, I still bet with Kobe. Got a sign in my garage that say, 'Foreign only.' — 2 Chainz
Theres a reincarnation in everybodys life, and Im not talking about being raised from the dead. It doesnt matter what your job is, whether you… — Russell Crowe
She like it in her ass, mouth and pussy: 3 car garage! — Lil Wayne
So many Ghosts in my garage they think my house haunted. — Mase
Welcome to my garage! This is where I go to get away from the honey-do list. — Bill Engvall
I tried the low-carb bread. Have you tried it? It's horrible. I tasted it. I thought the wrapper was still on. It's not like it… — John Pinette
Just going to church doesn't make you a christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car. — G K Chesterton
Sitting in church makes you no more of a Christian than sitting in a garage makes you a car...but it's good to park the car… — Sarahi Gonzalez
Dating your exes again are just like shopping at your own garage sale. — Nikhil Saluja
I am a god, hurry up with my damn massage. Hurry up with my damn menage. Get the Porsche out the damn garage. — Kanye West
I'm chilling for an hour, smoking weed, watching Worldstar. Benz in the garage, probably got to drive your girl car. — Mac Miller
I miss my dad. I miss going on little daddy-daughter trips to town. I miss working on project out in the garage with him. I… — Amber Hope

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