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Moon Unit Zappa has 28 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

• My mother tells this story that when I first went to school, I thought I was going to help the teachers. I…
• If there's anything more mortifying than being famous at 14, it's being washed up right after.
• I have a tree man coming to trim the jacaranda in my front garden.
• We had two rules growing up in my house: If you're going to take a shower, do it with whomever you're dating…
• I've got a new relationship and I'm trapped in this old life.
• I didn't have any concept of age or authority. I remember realising, Oh, the world has rules and we don't.
• Everyone has flaws. It's a matter of finding the ones you can live with.
• Every job I've ever gotten has been an accident. All the jobs I actually go after, I don't get.
• How strange, when your father's wearing women's clothes and platform shoes, that a pair of loafers looks incredible.
• I grew up with too much freedom. You can't define yourself.
• I don't want to lose my name because that's how I know myself. There is a legacy here.
• I like to think of myself as a New Yorker, which is pathetic.

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