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- If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its… — Dave Barry
- Anyone who can walk to the welfare office can walk to work. — Al Capp
- If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. — Woody Allen
- Hard work is damn near as overrated as monogamy. — Huey Long
- No one's dream job involves a kiosk. — Damien Fahey
- Labor Day is a holiday honoring those who work for a living. Laborious Day is a lesser known holiday honoring those who… — Daniel Handler
- You should never protest outside a rich guy's home during the day because he's not there. He's at work grinding the faces… — Craig Ferguson
- A guy gave me a job at an information booth - no questions asked. — Jay London
- Whenever I call a company and get put on hold, I never really feel like I'm being held. — Randy Glasbergen
- There's not a single job in this town. There's nothin', nada, zip. Unless you wanna workforty hours a week. — Jeff Daniels
- A foolproof plan for not getting a job - show up for your interview wearing flip flops. — Alan Davies
- People don't think of their office as a workplace anymore. They think of it as a stationary store with Danish. You want… — Jerry Seinfeld