Funny When Quotes

128 quotes by 103 authors

Comedy clubs have brick walls behind the performer. Bricks make you funny. When I'm in front of a fireplace, I'm hilarious. — Mitch Hedberg
I think things are funny when the character is taking it totally seriously. — Rachel Weisz
My parents are very funny when they have to deal with anything racy or off-color. They usually pretend they don't speak English. — Margaret Cho
I recently spent quite a bit of time in Sheffield, England, which is where I'm from. I wouldn't move back there, but it's funny when… — Jarvis Cocker
Life itself is pretty funny when you realize how absurd it can be. — Ray Stevenson
It's funny when people ask an actor what they want to play next, because you don't get to decide what you play. I don't know.… — Dylan Walsh
I always find it funny when I watch actors talking about, 'I chose to do this part.' A lot of times it's 'you're lucky to… — Lucy Punch
Things can be funny when people are uneasy. It softens them up and stops them falling asleep on the sofa. I like those moments where… — Mark Haddon
It's funny, when I'm not on the road or doing stuff with Bad Company - or whatever- I've always written songs galore... a lot of… — Mick Ralphs
I always think it is kind of funny when it comes to wisdom, and I say God has a sense of humor, because my middle… — Benjamin Carson
It's funny when people debate about music, because they get so passionate about what they enjoy. — Judd Apatow
I think it's always funny when you see kids do Shakespeare. — Steve Coogan
It's funny, when bands or younger musicians ask me: 'So, what does it take to make it?' Well, first explain to me what you mean… — Eddie Van Halen
It's really funny - when I'm depressed or I'm having a hard time, I'll write really fun stuff. And then when I'm really happy, I… — Kathleen Hanna
Comedians, we're just people who whine. But we happen to be funny when we whine. — Artie Lange
It's funny when people say you have sex appeal or call you the next Brad Pitt. I just laugh. I'm not that. I don't want… — Kellan Lutz
By no means do I want to be a piece of meat for the rest of my career. It's funny when you get asked to… — Kellan Lutz
It's funny when people say, 'I don't think Julia likes me.' Honey, if I don't like you, you're going to know about it. — Julia Roberts
It's funny. When I saw the script in my inbox and it said 'Sparkle,' I thought, 'For real? It's really called 'Sparkle?'' I was wondering,… — Jordin Sparks
It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean. — Mae West

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