Funny When Quotes

128 quotes by 110 authors

I have a rule - 'funny is funny!' When I write comedy, it's not my aim to upset people. I will be offensive, edgy and… — Vir Das
It's funny: when I first started getting vocal about how much I liked 'Doctor Who,' I didn't realize how deep the fan base was. — Chris Hardwick
You know what your trouble is? You're the kind who always reads the handbook. Anything people build, any kind of technology, it's going to have… — William Gibson
Itâ€™s funnyâ€”when people call you â€œshy,â€ they usually smile. Like itâ€™s cute, some funny little habit youâ€™ll grow out of when youâ€™re older, like the… — Claudia Gray
You know it's funny, when it rains it pours they got money for wars, but can't feed the poor. — Tupac Shakur
Turgenev was a very serious fellow but he could make me laugh because a truth first encountered can be very funny. When someone else's truth… — Charles Bukowski
You think I'm pretty Without any make-up on You think I'm funny When I tell the puch line wrong I know you get me So… — Katy Perry
It's funny. When we were alive we spent much of our time staring up at the cosmos and wondering what was out there. We were… — Jon Stewart
Ialways think it's funny when Indians celebrate Thanksgiving. I mean, sure, the Indians and Pilgrims were best friends during the first Thanksgiving, but a few… — Sherman Alexie
Funny, when you finally faced reality, it was amazing how clearly you could see things. — Mary Higgins Clark
You are very clever,' said the old man shyly. 'I would like to eat your brains, one day,' For some reason the books of etiquette… — Terry Pratchett
I got more than I bargained for with him, too. Much more. I know heâ€™s completely different now, but he was really nice and funny… — Rachel Vincent
Death is funny, when you think about it. Everybody does it, but nobody knows how, exactly how. — Laurie Halse Anderson
It's funny, when you're a child you think time will never go by, but when you hit about twenty, time passes like you're on the… — Fannie Flagg
Hang on, Pa, don't reach for yer shotgun just yet," I said, grinning over the protective streak I found funny, when there wasn't actually anything… — Rachel Vincent
My eyes are different sizes, my nose is too broad at the bridge and squishes up when I laugh, and my lips are sorta funny… — Terry Farrell
Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. — George Bernard Shaw
It was funny, when I thought of it afterward, how Ruth and Gehrig looked as they stood there. The Babe must have been waiting for… — Carl Hubbell
Some of the pictures I must say every now and then I just think are going to be funny. When it gets that much, you… — Martin Mull
I hate when people all of a sudden decide to be funny when I am drinking something — Hussein Nishah

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