Funny Unemployment Quotes
- I'm a concert pianist, that's a pretentious way of saying I'm unemployed at the moment. — Oscar Levant
- The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you're on the job. — Unknown Author
- If you had to have a diploma or a GED to collect unemployment, you'd see a lot more kids staying in school. — Wayne Knight
- When we're unemployed, we're called lazy; when the whites are unemployed it's called a depression. — Jesse Jackson
- The production of too many useful things results in too many useless people. — Karl Marx
- Doing nothing is very hard to do... you never know when you're finished. — Leslie Nielsen
- Handled creatively, getting fired allows an executive to actually experience a sense of relief that he never wanted the job he has lost. — Frank P Louchheim
- How can I think outside the box when I work inside a cube? — Rick Sutter
- I have a degree in Fine Arts. Do you want fries with that? — Rick Sutter
- The Golden Rule of Bureaucracy: Whoever has the gold makes the rules. . . — Rick Sutter
- Now joblessness isn't just for philosophy majors. — Unknown Author
- Its a recession when your neighbor loses his job; its a depression when you lose your own. — Harry S. Truman
- I told a perspective employer don't spend 50 Bucks looking up my back ground info on the net. Give me the 50 Bucks and I'll… — Stanley Victor Paskavich