Best Funny Money Sayings
- I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock. — Henny Youngman
- Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the 'gotta have it' scale. — Zig Ziglar
- Money won't make you happy... but everybody wants to find out for themselves. — Zig Ziglar
- In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. — Kathleen Norris
- There are two times in a man's life when he should not speculate: when he can't afford it, and when he can. — Mark Twain