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- Your friends will know you better in the first minute you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a thousand years. — Richard Bach
- When a man laughs at his troubles he loses a great many friends. They never forgive the loss of their prerogative. — Francis Bacon
- A friend who is near and dear may in time become as useless as a relative. — George Ade
- A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. — Erma Bombeck
- Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. — Samuel Butler
- A man's friendships are, like his will, invalidated by marriage - but they are also no less invalidated by the marriage of… — Samuel Butler
- Friendship is a pretty full-time occupation if you really are friendly with somebody. You can't have too many friends because then you're… — Truman Capote
- The world is round so that friendship may encircle it. — Pierre Teilhard de Chardin
- Art, like morality, consists in drawing the line somewhere. — Gilbert K. Chesterton
- We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next door neighbour. — Gilbert K. Chesterton
- Every murderer is probably somebody's old friend. — Agatha Christie
- I notice my wife when she's on the phone with her friends, man they will share every animate details of their lives… — Jeff Foxworthy