Best Funny Friend Sayings
77 Funny Friend quotes by 67 unique authors
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Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes.
— Friedrich Nietzsche
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More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems: back taxes, back rent, back auto payments.
— Robert Orben
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I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
— Emo Philips
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I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better.
— Plutarch
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However rare true love may be, it is less so than true friendship.
— Francois de La Rochefoucauld
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Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
— Will Rogers
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A friend is a gift you give yourself.
— Robert Louis Stevenson
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The language of friendship is not words but meanings.
— Henry David Thoreau
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I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as…
— J.R.R. Tolkien
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You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.
— Harry S. Truman
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Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship.
— Oscar Wilde
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An excellent man; he has no enemies; and none of his friends like him.
— Oscar Wilde
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The antidote for fifty enemies is one friend.
— Aristotle
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There is nothing I would not do for those who are really my friends. I have no notion of loving people by halves, it is…
— Jane Austen
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No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever.
— Francois Mauriac
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Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the world together.
— Woodrow Wilson
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I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones.
— Oscar Wilde
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A friend may be waiting behind a stranger's face.
— Maya Angelou
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
— Groucho Marx
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The person who writes for fools is always sure of a large audience.
— Arthur Schopenhauer
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Be a friend to thyself, and others will be so too.
— Thomas Fuller
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I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it.
— George Burns
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I'd like to be the sort of friend that you have been to me. I'd like to be the help that you've been always glad…
— Edgar Guest
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I don't believe in things like that - fairies or brownies or magic or anything. It's old-fashioned.' 'Well, we must be jolly old-fashioned then,' said…
— Enid Blyton
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One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the…
— George Carlin
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