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- My boyfriend and I live together, which means we don't have sex - ever. Now that the milk is free, we've both… — Margaret Cho
- My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend. — Rodney Dangerfield
- I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away. — Phyllis Diller
- Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny. Maybe that's why I don't have a boyfriend. — Lucy Liu
- My boyfriend calls me 'princess', but I think of myself more along the lines of 'monkey' and 'retard'. — Alicia Silverstone
- My boyfriend is not allowed to Take anatomy class. T'f you tryna learn about the female reproductive system for? STUDY MY BODY,… — Leticia Navarro