Fun Quotes
- How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell BINGO! — SangFroid Stalker
- Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. — SangFroid Stalker
- Why do people say no offense right before theyre about to offend you? — SangFroid Stalker
- The best way to lie is to tell the truth . . . carefully edited truth. — SangFroid Stalker
- Men have only two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. — SangFroid Stalker
- How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? — SangFroid Stalker
- God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. — SangFroid Stalker
- Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in one ahead. — SangFroid Stalker
- Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 telling them to… — SangFroid Stalker
- A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip. — SangFroid Stalker
- Weve all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet,… — SangFroid Stalker
- Why didnt Noah swat those two mosquitoes? — SangFroid Stalker
- Know you've been hurt by someone else I can tell by the way you carry yourself If you let me, here's what I'll do I'll… — Drake Featuring Rihanna
- We're up all night to the the sun, We're up all night to get some, We're up all night for good fun, I'm up all… — Daft Punk
- The only good things about life are 1. Sex 2. Sleep 3. Music 4. Alcohol 5. Hot Showers 6. Hanging with friends 7 Watching movies… — Jeremy Limn
- Life its more fun if you just let the wind carry you... — Ritu Ghatourey
- Growing old can be fun.. If you do it with the right people.... — Ritu Ghatourey
- Am born again. I don't drink. I don't club. And that doesn't mean I have a bored life. There's so much more to life than… — Collins Hasty
- Even if you say you have no reason to be happy make one up! Pretend it. Then act on it. N see the magic unfold!… — Anurag Prakash Ray
- Give me your love. Give me your pain. This is battle and I'm fighting to stay sane. — Marly