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A woman tel her man I'm not whisky that after u drink, u feel drowsy wuz up! Drink only tequila at least u can still… — Suman Rai
Loneliness is no fun, friendliness is every joy. just as oldness is no run and childhood is every toy.. — Ritu Ghatourey
Wishing you a birthday that is sparkling with fun, bursting with joy and cracking with laughter...HAPPY BIRTHDAY — Jegede Abiodun
Having a dirty mind makes life a lot more fun. — Ritu Ghatourey
Never make fun of anyone who can not do what you can do easily , it's easy for you because God made it easy for… — Ritu Ghatourey
I hate when people all of a sudden decide to be funny when I am drinking something — Hussein Nishah
Girls work on their looks but not their minds bcoz they know boys are stupid, not blind — Hussein Nishah
Dear Google, thank you for doing most of my homework for me — Hussein Nishah
My closest cousin ever. Just like my bestfriend, we're having so much fun together :) — Reny
Theres just a time where it was like, just getting pussy. Where I was in that sort of Im young, Im going to disconnect from… — Di Lee Shaan
Its all said and done, its real, and its been fun. — Superman
I`m not single. I`m in a long standing relationship with fun and freedom — Hussein Nishah
Student sent a telegram to his Father: NO MONEY, NO FUN, -UR SON. Father replied, HOW SAD, TOO BAD,-UR DAD — Ritu Ghatourey
Newtons law of love: Love can neither be created nor be destroyed. Only it can transfer from one girlfriend to another with some loss of… — Hussein Nishah
Years of education , solving tough problems, handling complex issues, yet we take a while standing before glass doors thinking whether to Push or Pull. — Hussein Nishah
He most powerful words other than I LOVE YOU is Salary is Credited — Hussein Nishah
I wonder what happens when doctors wife eats an apple a day — Hussein Nishah
I just poured superglue into a non-stick pan.Somebody is going to be wrong. — Hussein Nishah
The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain',… — Raymond Estrada
When we first talked to each other I knew we would always be friends. Our friendship has kept on growing And I'll be here for… — Asif Hassan

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