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Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you. — Joey Adams
Climbing K2 or floating the Grand Canyon in an inner tube; there are some things one would rather have done than do. — Edward Abbey
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient… — Dave Barry
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. — Dave Barry
Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. — Dave Barry
Playing and fun are not the same thing, though when we grow up we may forget that and find ourselves mixing up playing with happiness.… — Lynda Barry
I guess I do have a childlike sense of fun, and although I still have my dark days, I'm generally an optimistic person. The way… — Drew Barrymore
At 35, I'm definitely starting to feel more like a grown-up than I ever have. There's nothing in my life that is childish or whimsical.… — Drew Barrymore
I have tried to be as eclectic as I possibly can with my professional life, and so far it's been pretty fun. — Roland Barthes
Baseball may be our national pastime, but the age-old tradition of taking a swing at Congress is a sport with even deeper historical roots in… — Evan Bayh
You can get rich making fun of me. I know. I've made lots of money making fun of me. — Glenn Beck
If you have a surreal life like I do, you've got to have fun along the way. — Victoria Beckham
The main prank that we play with props is for people's birthdays. The special effects people will put a little explosive in the cake so… — Catherine Bell
I've spent enough time with soldiers to know that once they get to know you and they loosen up and become themselves, they are some… — Peter Berg
If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? — Milton Berle
It's fun; baseball's fun. — Yogi Berra
When I think, where did I laugh the most, where did I eat the most, where did I just feel good all the time, I… — Halle Berry
All I can say is, hey, if you have fun doing what you do, if you have fun playing soccer, the creativity is just going… — Freddy Adu
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. — Josh Billings
Take all the fools out of this world and there wouldn't be any fun living in it, or profit. — Josh Billings

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